3 Silly Things Men Do During $ex That Leads To Pregnancy

1. “I Pull Out Before I Shoot Out’: Didn’t they tell you that your pre-cum has enough sp erm from your last wank session to father a child? Oh okay, you pee in-between sessions. Nice move. But you can’t honestly tell me that there weren’t a few slip-ups


in all your pull out encounters. You and I know that the sweetest part is when you offload all your goods in the right warehouse. So stop applauding yourself for staining the sheets. And just a little reminder, someone in the bible days di ed because of this type of thing.

  2. ‘It’s The Woman’s Responsibility To Handle Contraception is how so many clueless men have been lied to. She tells you she’s on the pill or that she’ll pop some after and you believe and go in without protection. This same babe will come back a month later and tell you the pill(s) didn’t work. Dude, never believe any of that nonsense a woman says before Se x. Always have yourself locked and loaded.

3. ‘I Tear Open The C0ndom Package With My Teeth’It’s good to get the mouth, and sometimes even the teeth involved during S3x but please, use your fingers to tear open the co ndom package. Why? To avoid poking a hole into the co ndom, stupid. The only hole you should be poking should be… never mind. The wise ones understand what I’m talking about

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